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Replace Player introductions with Arena introductions.

6 Mar

In today’s NBA, I’d have to say player introductions are at an all time low. It’s usually the catchiest part of a hip hop song looped over and over as the announcer yells names into a mic like it’s a monster truck show. The video you have to see on the jumbotron is also pretty bad 90% of the time, it’s just the roster holding the ball in various classic basketball holding positions. Like, the iconic ball squeeze or palming the ball in front of the camera.

I think the new big thing has to be player intros into the arena. It’s like a mini fashion show and you never know when a man purse might show up. Arena intros are totally the new hot trend this season

This is 10X cooler than player intros, no? Id really like to see this incorporated more into NBA games to spice things up.

 

Definitely the solution, definitely.

Dwyane Wade puts Evan Turner in ice skates, how appropriate, how inappropriate

20 Apr

Game 2 76ers at Miami. Dwyane Wade might of sat out with migraines, but instead he chose to play, put on a show in the second quarter and probably gave Evan Turner a migraine with this crazy dribble move.

Just in time for the NBA as well as the NHL playoffs Turner suffers a pair of broken ankles, just for you. For fans of both hockey and basketball this must have ended some indecision of which sport to watch, but only wholesome NBA action can give you the grace and wonder of flying through the air, as well  as the slippery tomfoolery of gliding on ice. Turner looked like he was wearing some Eddie Bauers! Indecision over.

For those of you who don’t remember Turner got Wade with a killer cross way early in the season, which was somewhat Iverson on Jordan-esque, (except Turner is a bum) but it looked like it was Wades plan all along to wait to embarrass him when he knew the most people were watching, playoffs! Ouch, pretty cold for a member of the Heat. If you don’t remember here was what started the “revenge cross”.